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WELL, IF YOU WERE ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

WELL, IF YOU WERE ME, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

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The Genealogy of Technology

 
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Posted by on FriAmerica/Los_Angeles2018-07-13T09:56:44+00:00America/Los_Angeles07bAmerica/Los_AngelesFri, 13 Jul 2018 09:56:44 +0000 31, in culture, Facetiousness

 

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Crazy Crazy Relationship Breakups

People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why They Ended Their Relationships

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Do you want a girl who walks like a T-Rex? Maybe you’re looking for somebody who chews so loudly that you’ll feel like you’re dating the Cookie Monster? Or perhaps you want a partner who applies mustard to fries by squeezing it into their hand and then smearing it all over their food? Well if you said yes to any of the above then you’re in luck, because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people have been dumped, all of these folks are now currently single!

#1 We had planned to do dinner and a movie but I had to work late, so we stopped at Chik-Fil-A on the way to the theater. After she finished eating, she threw her trash out of my car and into the street. I never spoke to her again after that day.

#2. We are at a local brewery and she looks as though she is about to cry. I ask her what the problem is and she mentions that they don’t have any vegan options. They have plenty of vegetarian options that allow for you to substitute for vegan cheese, so I suggest that. At this point tears are rolling down her cheek. I ask if she has another place in mind and she immediately perks up. We head over to that restaurant and she orders fish tacos.

#3. His toenails were so long they clicked on the floor like a dog.

#4. I took her out to eat. I said I wanted the salmon, she suggested I ordered a burger ‘like a man’.

#5 I dated this girl who was the loudest eater I ever met. She constantly chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips. [I] forbid if she really liked it, then there came a [chorus} of mmms and noms as well. It was like dating the cookie monster.

#6 She refused to eat anything besides chicken nuggets and french fries. No substitutions. Not chicken tenders. Not chicken strips. If we went somewhere without nuggets and fries she would just order a Coke and watch me eat.I once made the mistake of cooking dinner for her. She took one bite and asked if I would be offended if she ran to McDonalds to get nugs/fries.

#7. The voice she used to baby talk to her dog was insufferable. Occasionally she would use it on me but not a lot. Then one night she asked me, “Can I sucky on your dicky?” It was the first, and last, time I turned down sexual activity. We broke up right then and there.

#8. I once broke up with a girl because she couldn’t ever decide on something. I would say, “Lets go to the movies” and I’d even ask what movie she wanted to see, and she would NEVER make up her mind. Drove me nuts.
Turns out she had another boyfriend, and when I confronted her about it, she told me “She couldn’t decide between the two of us.” fml

my ex-bf did that all the time….drove me nuts. I had to decide everything, dinner, film, so I was always trying to pick what I knew he liked.

#9. I hung in there for like 2 years.. The thing that did me in? She made noises, like all the time, and then giggle at herself.

She’d sit down in a chair “ploppppp, hehe.” She’d fluff up a pillow “foof foof foof hehe.” She’d use the TV remote “pshew pshew hehe.” We’d eat out “cunch cunch hehe.”
At the end, I wanted to jump off the roof.

#10. She ate my burger that I ordered at Chili’s. I asked her if she wanted food. She said no. Right as the food came I went to the bathroom. I came back and the f*cking burger was gone. “Oops I’m sorry I was a little hungry.

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Posted by on MonAmerica/Los_Angeles2018-07-09T11:09:02+00:00America/Los_Angeles07bAmerica/Los_AngelesMon, 09 Jul 2018 11:09:02 +0000 31, in entertainment, Facetiousness, humor

 

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What Can You Make Of This ‘Sticky’ Crime?

An unusual case here. And crime fighters must ‘stick’ together!

 
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Equality Rivets

 
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“Mystery Restaurant Patron Is Leaving Thousands of Dollars in Tips” 

“Mystery Restaurant Patron Is Leaving Thousands of Dollars in Tips” 

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